Probably the best Jessica in the worldPut your name in, and generate a slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"No one does chicken like Jessica."
Nothing else could motivate me in the morning...
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"If you like a lot of Jessica on you biscuit, join our club."
Of course.
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is:
"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Jessica."
lol. I'm not sure if that's a yes or a no...
4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Next to the breast, Jessica's the best."
lol. Oh god. xD
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"Do you eat the Jessica last?"
....right...
6. To someone you dislike?
"Snap into a slim Jessica."
O.o That doesn't even make sense...
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the urge to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"Behold the power of Jessica."
Haha. I'm so using that.
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say:
"Jessica-The appetizer!"
*parents wonder if she's on drugs...*
9. You're failing a subject, you say:
"Making Jessica taste better."
Failure tastes so sweet...
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"No Jessica, no comment."
Either that's harsh or a really strange way of saying yes...O.O
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her:
"I'm not gonna pay a lot for this Jessica."
My slogans are mean. =[
12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"I liked the Jessica so much,I bought the company!"
I AM awesome, but I don't see how that could apply here. XD
13. What are the best words to describe you?
"Hand-built by Jessica."
Oh yes.
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is:
"Takes a Jessica but it keeps on tickin'."
Sweet.
15. Your last words before you die:
"Strong enough for a man, made for a Jessica."
O.o
16. Your message to a special someone:
"Jessica. It's what for dinner."
lol. Wow. xD
17. Title of this post will be:
"Probably the best Jessica in the world."
Oh how true.
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Anyone who thinks sunshine is happiness has never danced in the rain. =]
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"Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one fall down the stairs."
It'll be an adventure!
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